CHOOSE A WALLET
Smelly Cat
$MELL ● EST. 1997 ● NEW!
CONTRACT.TXT
She doesn’t smell that bad.
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Okay. She smells a little bad. That’s the whole thesis. Every other coin shows up shampooed, holding a slide deck about sustainable liquidity architecture.
$MELL shows up honest. Renounced, unwashed, purring on your keyboard at 3am while the chart does whatever it wants.
The buy button opens the $MELL launchpad on pons. It is still on its bonding curve — when the curve fills, liquidity moves to a Uniswap v4 pool.
Verify before you ape. The address above is the only one, and it is the one the buy button opens. A stranger DMing you a different one is not the cat.
THE ARCADE
You vs. somebody else.
Two seats, matched stakes, real $MELL. No house.
Every game here is head-to-head. You open a table with a stake, another holder matches it, and one of you walks off with the pot. There is no machine to grind and no house bankroll on the other side — the only $MELL you can win is the $MELL somebody else put up.
Dice and Wheel are live. Dragon Tiger and SportsDuel deal and pick for nothing until their escrow contracts finish audit — they take no stake, so nothing is at risk in them yet.
Stakes sit in an escrow contract until the match resolves. A 3% fee comes off the pot; everything else goes to the winner.
Escrow contract: 0x37a05878181fbd3f36766225F675663894140F84 — view on the explorer. Your stake sits there, not with us. 3% of the pot is the only fee.
You are visitor ? since 11/04/1997
A TABLE
MATCHES IT
TAKES THE POT
HOW IT WORKS
Two players. Two dice each. High total takes the pot. Ties re-roll.
This is head-to-head, not a machine. There is no house bankroll to beat — you are playing another holder, and the $MELL you can win is the $MELL they staked.
Both players stake the same amount into an escrow contract and each commit a hidden seed. Both reveal, and the two seeds together make the roll.
Nobody holds your money but the contract. The house can’t see a seed, can’t change a result, and can’t touch a live match.
Your secret lives in this browser until you reveal. Clear site data mid-match and the pot goes to your opponent when the clock runs out.
Escrow contract: 0x37a05878181fbd3f36766225F675663894140F84 — view on the explorer. Your stake sits there, not with us. 3% of the pot is the only fee.
A TABLE
MATCHES IT
ONE OF YOU
HOW IT WORKS
Two players, two halves. Matched stakes, so it is an even 50/50.
Half the wheel is yours and half belongs to whoever sits down across from you. No arcs sized by who brought more money — that just farms the small player. Both sides put up the same, both halves are the same size.
Same escrow as Dice. One contract, two games, always one opponent. The wheel is the coin flip with better graphics.
Escrow contract: 0x37a05878181fbd3f36766225F675663894140F84 — view on the explorer. Your stake sits there, not with us. 3% of the pot is the only fee.
& OPEN
THE OTHER
TAKES THE POT
HOW IT WORKS
One card each. High card takes the pot. Matched stakes, so it is an even 50/50.
You pick Dragon or Tiger when you open. Whoever sits down takes the other beast — the side is yours to choose but it is decoration, both cards are drawn exactly the same way.
Ace is low, King is high. Suits do not exist here. A tie re-deals, and a re-deal costs neither player a fee.
Same commit-reveal as Dice: you and your opponent each lock in a secret, and the two together decide the cards. Nobody can see the other's secret first, and there is no house holding a thumb on it. 3% of the pot is the only fee.
Card art generated with AI.
Escrow contract: 0xaa6810C5bd1738E4E25a33ea935Ce7300c25A58A — view on the explorer. Your stake sits there, not with us. 3% of the pot is the only fee.
SPORTSDUEL
Same card. More right wins.
You and one opponent pick the same five games. No line, no house.
Both sides answer the same five questions, so even money is already the fair price. There is nothing to price and nobody taking a view.
Your picks stay secret until the card locks — the person taking your card cannot read it first.
More correct picks takes the pot, minus a 3% fee. Level scores return both stakes and charge nothing.
The escrow is being audited. Make your card now — it is saved on this device, and staking switches on when the contract is live.
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THE NEEDLE
Tracks market cap. The bigger she gets, the worse she smells.
Live via GeckoTerminal, DexScreener as backup.
If both trackers go quiet you’ll see the last reading with a timestamp rather than a row of blanks.